hypocrite

One who criticizes for doing something then turns around and does the very thing to which he was objecting.

Saying that people need to get the sand out of their vagina for being too strict about following the rules and then being a douche a minute later in order to prove a baseless point.

by Angry Mob April 24, 2005

hypocrite

One who feigns qualities or morals they do not truthfully possess.

"Why do morons try to tell each-other that hypocrite literally means 'One who does something that he tells other people not to do'? Don't they know how to read a real fucking dictionary?"

by The Dark Lord Penisface January 1, 2006

hypocrite

a person who says one thing then does the opposite of that thing, or something other than that thing

a word often used when talking politics, but shouldn't be taken seriously.

EVERYONE is a hypocrite. hypocrisy is inevitable.

speaker A: "Wow, George Bush is a hypocrite!"
speaker B: "Wow, you are too!"

by star234gurl June 26, 2006

Hypocrite

One who is critical of hippopotamus'.

I say, that hippopotamus can't rap!
Hypocrite!

by Hi nooT June 6, 2010

hypocrite

Someone who says that they would never do something or never be like someone, yet turns around and does the thing that they say that they will never do.

Someone who says that they can do something but fails to do what they say they can do.

Someone who is a fake.

Someone who tries to live up to standerds that they can not live up to.

Someone who says they hate something but when someone else says they like it, they turn around and say they like it too. (A follower)

A:"I hate wearing the color orange."

B:"Oh...orange is my favorite color."

A:"OMG! Me too, I totally agree."

B:"Your such a hypocrite."

by Lasagna Kangaroo July 22, 2008

hypocrite

when people talk trash on other people but are the biggest brown nosers to them

girl is talking trash on this other girl
-girl comes up to the other girl
then the girl who is talking trash on the girl who walks up is kissing her butt
so therefore that trash talkin depressed girl is a hypocrite

by broccoli babes July 19, 2007

double hypocrite

A hypocrite who complains about hypocrites..... in other words me

*Jeff beats his wife, is a raging alcoholic, rapes babies, murders people, and steals shit all the time BUT Jeff goes to church..... this makes Jeff a hypocrite*

*Jeff is talking to his friend about football and along walks a hypocrite and Jeff says "DAMN I HATE HYPOCRITES!".... now armed with the knowledge that Jeff is a hypocrite and he complains about hypocrites we can officially call him a "double hypocrite"*

by foshiznizzle November 23, 2007