Hurdlin'

The thing Joe Hawley was doing before Zubin died

Joe: *Bursts in the door* Rob!
Rob: Finally! Where have you?
Joe:...Hurdlin'
*Cue Joe hurdlin' montage*

by The Gay Paradox November 18, 2020

Tissue Hurdles

Anything that gets in your way as you run around searching for a tissue before your nose explodes into a fountain of mucus.

Tissue Hurdles include, but are not limited to: bags, mounds of laundry, doors, pets, senior citizens, tables, chairs, and invisble force fields.

by zergbreak21 January 14, 2010

hurdis

A royal family born in england. The las name had been spelt wrong in the fifth generation; Was HERDIS -- now HURDIS

The nurse put down HURDIS instead of HERDIS on the birth certificate, and now the Johnny's last name is different than his fathers.

by Caryn Hurdis November 7, 2006

TURD HURDER

Slang- Used to identify sewer rod laborers that have the primary job of rodding sewers.

Can you send the turd hurders to my house, I think my sewer line is backed up.

by plumbers November 19, 2007

hurdling in the Special Olympics

to trip over furniture while drunk.

I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.

by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006

fart hurdle

The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.

Example 1:

Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."

Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."

by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013

Hand Hurdles

When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.

John can't talk without jumping over those hand hurdles

by SDax April 15, 2019