Horizontal hunky funky

a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action
A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky
by strappling May 30, 2022
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Hunkie

This definition is being written to override all of the definitions that say “attractive”, “handsome”, and etc because that’s so far from what a hunkie is but a hunkie is a term you can use for a white person that commits a act you displease of. Nothing more nothing less.
That fawkin hunkie at work ate my damn Wendy’s when he knew goddamn well he ain’t bring no fuckin Wendy’s to work
by Jamesaintwiththegames11 June 25, 2022
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HUNKIE

A hunkie is black sexy negro you’re black father doesn’t want you call in you’re room when you’re alone with no clothes
Father: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO THAT HUNKIE

Daughter: 🤔
by Urfavlayyy March 31, 2023
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Hunky Ho

A woman, usually a hooker, tramp or slut with everything in perfect order, perfectly alright. Derived from the words hunky dory and Ho.
I could not believe that they expected me to act like a Hunky Ho while throwing the shiznit back in my face like that.

by bigdaddy hung master March 03, 2008
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Hunky shrek stole my liver

hey hunky shrek!
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by rhmpe December 20, 2022
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hunky bus

A derisive term describing a Volkswagen microbus. This term was in use in the American Midwest in the 1950s and'60s.
Look at the weird paint job on that hunky bus.
by mediabum January 16, 2016
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Hunky god

Junior Ainsworth is a hunky god. He has an 8 pack, a massive 8.5 inch cock, he’s 6’2 and he knows how to treat the ladies well.

Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.
Samantha wants juniors cock cuz he’s a hunky god
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