hummdinger

something which is too good to be true, or something which is a real shit sitatuion to be in

Jeez dave thats a real hummdinger of a problem!

by cjklee March 6, 2005

humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance

I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....

by robswifey90 November 27, 2006

hummingbird rodeo

when a man takes a humming bird and sticks it’s beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.

bro i just tried a hummingbird rodeo and it was great!

by PizzaDrinker February 18, 2020

hummingbird top

Little kisses on the top of a dickhead

I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top

by coonsauce March 18, 2020

idiot humming

When someone absentmindedly hums a tune over and over to themselves, much to the annoyance of people around them.

Mrs. Mandrake: (humming Star Wars theme) "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..."

Mr. Mandrake: "Uh, are you just going to keep idiot humming all night?"

Mrs. Mandrake: "What?... oh the humming! Sorry, I have Star Wars stuck in my head."

Mr. Mandrake: "I know."

...5 minutes later...

Mrs. Mandrake: "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh..."

by figsandcheese November 5, 2009

hummingbird

when the guy sticks his pointer and middle finger into the girls vagina just like a hummingbird would do to the nectar of a fucking flower

i gave sara the hummingbird last night when i realized she didnt have any underwear under her tight ass skirt!

by dre November 25, 2003

Hummingbirding

Butterfly kisses (using your eyelashes to tickle) on your lovers genitals.

She slid down my chest and stomach, and I got excited, but then instead of fellatio she started hummingbirding me. I could not believe how it felt! That is my future wife right there!

by The Jello Fetus September 1, 2016