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HMFTG

How Much For The Girl?

Used in usenet / blog comments, especially when blogs such as Engadget show off shiny new gadgets eclipsed by beautiful (often Asian) women.
Ed: Dude, did you see 2dayblog today with the Samsung LG-LU1400?!

Stu: Busch league, dude. HMFTG?!
by PTMonk January 6, 2009
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Humpty Hog Fuckin

The act of mating with an extremely large women, typically at least 300 lbs., from behind while waving a straw hat about your head and screaming sooooo eeeeeee!!!!!
Mike, I got so faced this weekend! I woke up and found a video of me after the rodeo doing some Humpty Hog Fuckin.
by Ice Man 6572 June 27, 2016
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humfuckery

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.
John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.
by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017
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Humething

n; the perfect gender neutral term to use for all people...humething. Our goal is to make the use of the word m*n in the English language ILLEGAL. Our belief is this term will make all feel safe and included...except the men.
I am a humething, not a hum*n being.
by 6ixtynin3 September 18, 2018
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Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.
Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo
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Humpty Doodle

Anything and everything to do with sex. A less vulgar approach to the many sexual acts.
"They did the humpty doodle all night long."
"Do you want to do the humpty doodle with me?"
"My favorite part of life, is the humpty doodle."
by xohotmess April 3, 2008
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Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.
by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010
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