Huffer's law

Don't be a Bogart with the paint thinner, pass that rag bro, Huffer's Law states that one shall give up the can and rag after two full breaths.
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Crusty Muff Huffer

One who thoroughly enjoys smelling the genitalia of elderly women.
"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."

"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"
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Crusty Muff Huffer

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.
Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!
by E. Willaby May 4, 2010
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serial huffer-puffer

someone who is constantly and habitually exhibits anger facially or verbally for or without a good reason and makes you angry as a result.
Rush Limbaugh is one of the richest serial huffer-puffers in the history of world politics
by Thosi-sticallyTrue April 30, 2011
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Fart Huffer

A person who smells their own farts.
Commonly used as an insult such as a cartoon of Bill Gates fighting Steve Jobs:
Steve Jobs: "NOOGIES FOR THE NERD! Everyone knows PCs are for fart huffers and Macs get you laid!"
Bill: That's just what you want them to think.
Steve: Death to conventional thinking! *Flips desk* *Fight ensues*
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Retarded Huffer Baby

A person who huffs computer duster, paint, etc.; also, the product of two people who huff same
Jack didnt remember half of our conversation - he's such a retarded huffer baby.
Jack and Jill, those notorious drug users, just had a retarded huffer baby.
by PixieStick75 November 18, 2010
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jewish chode huffer

a highschool boy who enjoys cumming into old mens nostrels, only to have the old man snort, then hock a cum loogie back into his mouth. he will usually have a huge tucan shaped nose and a brown bowlcut, and he DEFINATELY has a chode
did you hear about that guy dom? He a jewish chode huffer, i saw him chode huffing with his own GRANDPA
by chodechode69 May 2, 2011
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