housemate

to have sex with a person who participates in community living.

My friend just housemated with my fellow housemate.

Watch as the majestic female lioness housemates with the pale, troll of a cooper (communal living practitioner), also known as my housemate Jim.

by mkyd March 7, 2010

Housebeater

Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.

Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"

by Cody Edwards August 17, 2008

housegoat

used as a slang term for a pet dog in parts of Canada.

dude yer housegoats getten outa hand eh, better gettim checked oot fer rabies eh.

by joemontana2 May 18, 2015

Housecatitis

A condition that affects persons believing themselves to be authorities on the subject of alleged cougar sightings. When the condition presents itself, the affected person will mistakenly claim that photos of animals such as cougars and even deer are "housecats", thus the term Housecatitis.

When Jim saw the trail-cam photo of a deer that some claimed to be a cougar, he mistakenly proclaimed it to be a housecat. Jim had come down with a case of housecatitis.

by Just a Little Kitty Kat September 11, 2009

housebite

A dinner party at home in which you are meeting new people.

www.housebites.com

by Babycakes1970 November 23, 2010

Housebarrassment

Housebarrassment: haus-bares-ment noun
to feel unease or embarrassment at the thought of others seeing your home.

'I don't want my colleagues to see my background when on Zoom meetings! I need to cure my Housebarrassment and refresh my kitchen!'

by anonymous January 5, 2021

HouseRotting

when you’re not just bedrotting—you’re shuffling from bed to couch to kitchen to bathroom like a cryptid haunting your own home. Maybe you open the fridge five times, forget what you wanted, stare at your phone for hours, and then suddenly it’s nighttime. It’s like bedrotting, but with ✨ environmental variety ✨.

Introverts do it for fun. HouseRotting is when you’re just existing in your space like a sentient dust bunny.

Boy 1: “Hey why haven’t you been going out anymore?”

Boy 2: “Sorry I’ve been houserotting”

by luhvr.222 April 2, 2025