Hoelationship

A mutual agreement that you are each other’s hoe

“Me and Jessica have been talking but we’re still trying to talk too other people so we’re in a hoelationship”

by Tony Bell August 20, 2021

Holocation

When you co-locate as holograms

we are on a holocation

by benholfeld October 13, 2022

hication

Where you'd much rather go to than a "location" --- i.e., any spot dat would likely make you feel depressed, such as a funeral or sentencing-hearing.

A "hication" might indeed be a more-desirable venue for a normally-healthy person, but for someone with significant acrophobia, said lofty hangout might actually be LESS palatable than a "lowcation". Merely a feeling of melancholy is generally less severe or debilitating than being terrified of falling.

by QuacksO December 4, 2022

Holiday homecation

When you tell friends you are going on a staycation in the UK but actually your parents have a holiday home.

Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"

Andy "nice that sounds expensive"

Dan "staying at my parents beach house"

Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"

by MrInheritanceTax October 6, 2022

Toxicboys hoelationd

The Sacred text for all boys on how to deal with dem hoes

Gents, treat her from a distance and she'll run after you like a puppy in love

-TH (toxicboys hoelationd).3:15

by The Paster of Hoelations January 4, 2023