hot air balloon ride

Person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the labia and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to "inflate" the uterus. The woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.

"Dude, i was trying to give a 'hot air balloon ride' and I got a mouth full of blow back."

by Elrond Driscoll February 4, 2009

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

hot air balloon

The act of placing one's scrotal sac in the mouth of a sleeping individual and proceeding to strech the excess scrotal skin over the nostrils of the person creating an air-tight seal thus filling the strechable skin with hot air creating a balloon affect.

I totally gave susan the hot air balloon last night when she was sleeping.

by asabrown13 December 18, 2008

Hot Air Balloon

To bend over and fart into your partners mouth while naked.

"yo, last night I totally gave Lafonda a hot air balloon! She passed out."

or...

"Yo Ricky, I could really go for a Hot Air Balloon go wipe your ass."

by Judge Dread March 23, 2008

hot air balloon

Code..If you are riding in a hott air balloon, you are high.

"Ima bout to go take a ride in a hott air balloon."

by carly January 26, 2004

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

An intricate manuever inspired by Eminem. This act is performed correctly when a man places a deflated balloon into the snatch of a horny babe and has her queef excessively until the elastic balloon is completely inflated. The man then inhales the fermented air into his lungs and belches the stench into the face of the woman.

That chick from Racine was into some kinky shit. Last night, she had my friend Dan do the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon. Don't talk to him, he still hasn't brushed his teeth.

by Lord of Ballyhoo October 3, 2011

Hot air balloon

When you perform anal sex and your partner farts into your foreskin, inflating it with hot gas.

Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.

Person 2: That's why I never do anal.

by Don't _Ask October 8, 2013