poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,

James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.

by Dubldawg June 2, 2013

Solar hosting

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by not void July 15, 2023

Host Powers

(Common video game term)
The concept that the Host of the match is rewarded with superior priority abilities.

-Most common in the Gears of War series

A: Dude that guy just killed me with two bullets!

B: Thats because he's host. He has Host Powers.

by B1ARG A11 June 16, 2010

host gift

A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.

Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.

I can't forget to take a host gift when I'm going over for dinner with the in-laws!

by mooooonlight April 6, 2017

Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.

Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.

by YYHeff January 19, 2011

Host Advantage

When a host has zero lag due to him hosting the games whilst others have to deal the constant lag, thus making them an easy target for the host.

No let me host the game because you're always having host advantage.

by Putin-nator May 24, 2018

Bisect Hosting

The best server hosting service on this planet, they offer some of the best server hosting known to the human race. Bisect Hosting Partners are given a very special injection, that gives them all the clout on the planet. All employees of Bisect Hosting have clout running through their veins because they are swag.

I just got a partnership with Bisect Hosting, and they gave me some cool stickers.

by NotMikey March 25, 2021