Houseback Riding

Sitting atop a residence in a drunken and/or disorderly manner. Extra points are often awarded whilst hoisting one arm, drink in hand and cat-calling passers by.

The "Jones'" have saddles on their dormers. During parties, Mrs. Jones enjoys houseback riding naked.

by Rusty Steedledorf February 11, 2010

Horsecock

An extraordinarily large phallus, generally able to be seen by a.) bulge in pants and/or b.) a persons “horse cocky” demeanor.

Evan Horsecock? You mean HC? I saw him bring a few girls to his room last night. Explains the sock on the door.

by Smashnride September 24, 2019

horseball

Large testicles of a male horse, usually located behind the large penis of a male horse

hung like a horse, with nuts to match.

Was he ?

Well.... No

But he might have been

Yes

by B@K£R October 26, 2004

horseface

see Stephanie Gregory Clifford (disambiguation)

“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. "
-God Emperor Donald J. Trump

by johnlee^ October 19, 2018

horseface

a person usually female with an unusually disgusting face that in some way resembles a horse.

"damn look at her body"
"the body is nice but she has a fucking horseface!!!"

by Heather pettit March 19, 2008

horsefuck

The act of intruding into the personal affairs and expectations of another individual to a very high degree; resulting in some really fucked up shit. Commonly used by governments, lawyers, angry spouses, and insurance companies.

I'm getting horsefucked by that bloody bitch claims adjuster,because she won't include pain and suffering in my insurance claim. Cleetus and Billy Bob got theirs straightened out, I wonder how the other 47 passengers of the bus are doin' with their phony whiplash claims...hmmmm.

by Phil McCaverty December 12, 2003

horsecock

A word commonly used in Reno, NV amongst a select group of people to yell at pedestrians and bicyclists while operating a motor vehicle

Passenger (at homeless guy): HORSECOCK!!!!!!!!
Driver: Ha, you horsecocked that guy pretty good

by Earl G May 14, 2008