Hormental

When a mentally unstable female is on her period.

"That girl is acting SO hormental"

by anonymous69420 February 22, 2013

Hormonal Bitch

Heather MacDonald

Zoe: Heather you're a wee Hormonal Bitch and your dugs a pot licker.

by BarringtonBlueBear January 9, 2019

Hormel Hammer

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.

My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Hormies

The homies that make you horny and you make them horny

Homie 1: Bro you make me so horny can we have sex right now?
Homie 2: Ofc, we’re not homies no more, we’re hormies now.

by ⚠️ August 9, 2022

female hormones

A false diagnosis given by primarily male or older doctors to dismiss a female patient and her illness and making her feel like she's crazy.

(patient shows signs of terminal illness that if left untreated could cost her life) "You're overreacting, It's just female hormones" says the misogynistic doctor.

by Peoplep!ssmeoff August 3, 2023

Hormoney

when a person acts such a silly teenager, full of spots and other distinguishing features.

Guy 1: ''Dude, look at that person over there doing a rather stupid look at some overweight guy!!''

Guy 2: '' Get over it, he's being hormoney, I mean look at that red nose, it really shines!''

by Steve Watson August 26, 2005

Hormonica

A word one can use, while in a loud public area, to describe someone across the room. It has no real meaning but can be affiliated with things like: a bitch, someone who takes their top off and waves it wildly above their head, someone who beats up others in public bathrooms, a woman with large breasts (which she uses as part of her 'arse'nal when proceeding to beat up people in public toilets), and someone who stands beside skinny men.

"I say Joe, that woman over there seems to be acting like a COMPLETE hormonica!"

"I agree George, but I'm slightly confused as to what exactly 'hormonica' means..."

by Gemma Sanders April 11, 2008