Show-Horsing

When a gentleman caller tries to impress his female counter-part by engaging in behavior that would typically be more understated in normal situations.

Kevin: Look at Matt yelling at the TV like an idiot. He barely even likes baseball.

Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.

by Jack Parkman November 4, 2009

Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.

A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'

by funkiermunky January 27, 2012

hotring

asspain the next day from eating spicy ethnic food. Actually enjoyed by some brave souls.

"Throw some more habs into that chili"
"No way, bro, they give me hotring."

by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005

Honing and boning

Having sexual intercourse.

Wonda Wonderpig was in the van just honing and boning!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Homing from Work

A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.

Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!

Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…

Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.

by B2rad May 14, 2009

snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014

big hoeing

The process or act of an already known hoe doing something especially sexual, permiscious, scandalous, or "hoe-ish" either in person or on social media, often via Instagram or Snapchat. This is done to seek guys' attention and to let them know she is open and available to sexual advances.

Dude 1- "Did you see her latest Instagram post? She is just trying to get attention."

Dude-2 "Yeah, she is definitely big hoeing."

by FansoftheStallion October 24, 2019