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cove holden

An absolute sweetheart. He is honest to god the sweetest guy ever. Treasure him, because you’ll never meet a greater guy than Cove Holden
by MC Jamie L December 2, 2020
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bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.
I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
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Hodensac

The German word for scrotum. Referring to a German's genitals. A German's word for balls, nuts, acorns, cajones, juevos, whatever.
Grunhelda: O' look at Fritz, he looks like he has a big hodensac.

Helga: O' ya ya he has big hodensac, very big yes?
by The_Riddler aka E.Nygma March 14, 2012
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Holden Craptiva

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'
Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva
by MoronHater July 23, 2016
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Tayler holder

A super hot guy who actually is not really that hot but yet still very hot when you just take a glance at his beautiful face. Tayler Holder with his rosy red cheeks just pulls you in and you will never get out.
Tayler holder the most beautiful rosy red cheeked guy ever
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CDL Holder

Short for Commercial Drivers License

When a girl's ass is so big, it looks like she's driving around a dump truck.
Example 1:
Zack: Woah did you see Alexa today?

Chad: Yes! I saw that she is a CDL Holder.
Zack: Another one on the CDL list.

Example 2:
Zack: Excuse me miss, do you have a CDL license for that dump truck you drive around?
by Darien5 February 4, 2021
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Eric Holder - Attorney General

Eric Holder is a perfect example of a token puppet nigger appointed to the position of U.S. Attorney General that functions as dictated by a racially biased, self-serving, administration that will not uphold the law with respect to any legal issue that may reflect negatively on blacks, whom they rely on to further their political agenda(s). At the time of this writing, two major issues face this scum sucking moolie. The first being the refusal to pursue black on white crime as 'hate' crime, even though it is obvious to everybody that this was the motive. The second is the 'Fast and Furious' scandal that ultimately helped cause the deaths of law enforcement personnel. The agenda here being the false argument in favor of banning semi-automatic firearms, claiming they are falling into the hands of criminals across the border. This of course they would hope would open the flood gates to still more forms of gun control in an attempt to disarm the American public.
That shitstain Eric Holder - Attorney General is refusing to present documents relating to the Fast and Furious scandal to congress. I hope they don't just nail the spook for contempt, but throw his worthless watermelon ass in the slammer with some Aryan Brotherhood folks. Ever see the videos of this coon talking about brainwashing America’s youth against firearms? A prime example of how a nigger feels this country should be run.
by Larry Major In Omaha September 24, 2012
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