The act of a woman squeezing (Or Honking) the head of your penis.
Jim: "My girlfriend did some wierd shit last night in bed."

Jerry: "What'd she do?"
Jim: "I guess she's a Head Honker."
by Cat_Ballz July 28, 2014
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Someone who has road rage that looks like they just pulled out of the trailer park, putting on mascara and on the phone.
This chick earlier was flipping me off when I clearly used my blinker, what a twatty honker
by Mbop June 24, 2019
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When someone utilises the horn feature within vehicles in the online battle game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, specifically in the presence of online streamers to either annoy, troll or aggravate the streamer/audience.
Guy #1: Did you check out Tim's stream last night?
Guy #2: Yep. Annoying stream honker followed him around all night.
Guy #1: Seriously?... f**k those guys.
by atalkingpie August 25, 2017
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Any Honda driver that excessively and needlessly honks their horn. Most often, they will honk their horn after losing a race or when they are forced to share the road with other drivers.
There is no solution to this problem, just let the Honda drivers get angry and laugh at their misfortune to drive such a poor vehicle.
eg. After Susan made a careful lane change she heard a toot from a Honda Honker that was dangerously speeding up to her back bumper.
by Honda Honker Hater April 10, 2009
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similar to a hill billy but instead of fucking their relatives, they sit around in massive groups of men talking about dump trucks and back hoes.
tony: hey steph, how was the party last night?
steph: it sucked..there was a bunch of pine honkers there so my driveway was packed with pick up trucks.
by missysteph September 4, 2007
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when sitting on the toilet expecting to take an epic shit,you fart ridiculously loud and laugh hysterically
dude, i thought i had to drop dirt the other day and it was the loudest bowl honker ever
by Jesse Browne January 4, 2009
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