honking

anything large, excessive, or otherwise inordinately disproportionate by almost any measure. Occasionally referring to an event with onomatope. (Note: substitution with the word makka.)
He blew a honking booger out his nose.
by Lex Luther Vandross March 23, 2004
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Something that smells very bad, to the point your struggling to breath it in. Or makes you recoil in some way.
Bill: dude have you been in the new multi story carpark?

Ben: yeah, the stairwell is already honking of piss

Or,

The builders have been ripping the ceilings down in that room, so don’t go in there yet without a respirator on, there’s dust everywhere, it’s honking.
by couzinworms June 29, 2018
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Unexpectantly grabbing a guys crotch (honk! honk!) to see if you could work with his package.

OR

Giving a guy an ego booster by grabbing his crotch (honk! honk!)unexpectantly.
I thought that guy was hot so I gave him a Honk Honk to see what he has going on.

OR

That poor guy looked lonely over there so I gave him a Honk Honk to make his night.
by Sassy 1 March 01, 2008
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Of unusually large or otherwise disproportionate dimensions; by extention, anything out of the ordinary.
That was one honkin' Gewürztraminer, Floyd! Good call!
by Doron October 27, 2003
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I was out last night, I spent a lot of honk.
by EdStrong August 29, 2008
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by poo February 12, 2004
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When you kiss a man or a woman, but instead of touching lips you wrap your entire mouth around their nose, and violently breathe into their nostrils while honking like a goose.
Bro I was having a great time with Stacy the other night, so when she wanted to heat things up I honked her. Little did I know, she was totally into honking!
by Rossco W. November 12, 2018
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