honest to who

means u serious or fo real

1. im preganant
2. Honest to who

by soulja kurl October 5, 2007

Honest opinion

An 'Honest opinion' is a statement to indicate that you are telling the truth about your own thoughts or feelings, especially if you think these will disappoint the person you are talking to.

Dad: "Hey son , do you what do you think about my old people music?

Son:'' Well , My Honest opinion is that think it's boring and snoreworthy ."

Dad:" .....You're grounded for a week."

Son:"Fuck"

Dad:"Make that two weeks"

Son:"GOD DAMNIT"

by A R.C.D -real cool dude- February 13, 2017

Honest to blog

An embarrassing phrase meant to indicate an inquisitive challenge to someone's sincerity as an interrogative (Honest to blog?), or a claim of solemnity as a declarative utterance (Honest to blog!). The phrase found a modicum of popularity amongst idiots back in 2008 thanks to Diablo Cody. It was lame at the time, and has since fallen further out out of usage. It was one of a number of crappy pieces of dialogue that were deemed Oscar worthy by the crusty old members of the Academy, who only awarded the film anything because they wanted to look cool and down with "teen speak" despite not having a fucking clue what any of it meant or the fact that that no one would ever talk like that. The decline in the usage of a term like "honest to blog" is perhaps indicative of a growing cultural awareness of of the crumminess of the film's pseudo teen talk and an acceptance that such bullshit isn't so god damn cute anymore.

For further examples of such out of touch and stupid phrases, see Diablo Cody's shitty post-Juno writing credits (Jennifer's Body, Burlesque et.al.)

"Hey, did you hear Juno won the Oscar for best original screenplay?"
"Honest to Blog?"
"...dude, shut the FUCK up."

by cptzaprowsdower September 12, 2011

honest eyes

Pure Innocence

Gaylord's honest eyes were a reflection of his innocent demeanor.

by Rambo0723 July 1, 2017

honest advise

Providing wisdom and thinking you are helping mankind, but others just see you as an idiot.

If your really up for honest advise, use two-ply, this way your fingers don't get stinky.

by abat97 October 30, 2009

honest Iago

n. one who masks dishonesty with a veil of honest concern; one who invents falsities to dissuade a target of manipulation

"Look, Dan, Terry's not cheating on you- don't listen to that honest Iago. Matt might seem like cares about you and is telling you the truth, but he's just good at telling stories."

by Miss Julie November 10, 2008

honest bonest

To swear that you will do something, no matter what. If you break honest bonest, bad things will happen to you.

Person #1 - "Hey, will you be at the party tonight?"
Person #2 - "Yeah, totally..."
Person #1 - "Honest bonest?"
Person #2 - "Ehhh, no. Maybe you should get someone else.

by elizabitch October 26, 2007