honduras

AWESOME BEACHES, AWESOME PARTIES, AWESOME GUYS, AWESOME GIRLS, FUNNY AND CARING PEOPLE, DELICIOUS FOOD, FULL OF CULTURE. SECOND LARGEST CORAL REEF IN THE WORLD, MAYAN CLUTURE.. AND, OHH... THE PARTIES <3

Marie: "Hey where do we go for summer?"
Martin: Come to Honduras and let's party like it's the end of the world.

by Honduran babe December 25, 2010

Honda Fag

Can be anybody, but usually teen guys in high school who drive gay Hondas and think that they have the coolest car ever. They think that their shitty 4 or 6 cylinder engine will blow away any 8-cylinder muscle car. Then they think it's cool to redline their RPM's so that they think people want to stare at them because it's "cool" when in reality no one gives a shit and everyone hopes that you drive your gay honda as fast and it can go and total the car while also killing yourself in the crash

Honda fag: Yo this car will blow your Mustang away

Mustang guy: Really? Why don't you just kill yourself right now so I don't have to deal with you!

Honda fag: Whatever bro you're just know that I was gonna win anyway (speeds off and hits a telephone pole)

by Musclecar1995 November 27, 2013

Honda Insight

The Honda Insight was the first hybrid to be introduced to the USDM or North American Market. However, it was not the first hybrid vehicle. The Toyota Prius was the first hybrid vehicle but hit the streets of Japan before gracing us with it's presence in the USA.

The Honda Insight is a two sweater, tear-drop shaped vehicle, designed to achieve the most MPG than any other mass produced car. Honda began selling the Insight in the USA from 2000-2006 when it ended production. To this day, The Honda Insight remains to be the most fuel efficient vehicle in comparison to other hybrid vehicle's on the road today.

Today, the Honda Insight is a rare car. This car is bound to be a collector's item. In particular, the Citrus-Yellow 2000 Honda Insight will be the collector's item of choice. This rare car can be found at dealerships with unrealistic high asking price. Once all the collector's have bought every Insight to ever be on sale, this car's value will increase even more. Get one while you still can!

This is a reliable vehicle and is very aerodynamic 0.25 drag. The body is mostly made of aluminum and will not rust. The 2000 model only came in Manual Transmission but later models offered a CVT as an option.

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Guy in GTO at gas station: "I have been riding side by side cross country next to that car and have never seen it stop at a gas station! I've had to stop several times to fill up and catch up to it but never seen it pull over to put in gas!"

Guy in STI at same gas station: "That's the "Honda Insight" that thing can do 60-100 miles to the gallon!"

Guy in Toyota Prius at same gas station: "MAN! that thing is ugly!"

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by InsightLight July 3, 2011

honda racing

on the contrary to the ignorant redneck idiot above honda has a rich and succesfull racing history. Several examples include several superbike bike championships, they dominated Formula One in the 80's, and are the only company to provide engines for Indy Racing League today. The only reason why domestic guys think hondas are slow is because hondas are designed for fuel efficiency, but retarded ricers think that Hondas are fast because VTEC magicly make the car have "1000+" horsepower. VTEC is for fuel efficiency not horsepower fuck tard!!!

Honda does race and there is a honda racing team, and they doemonstrate it throught their street cars through highly efficent engines with small displacements, rather then big V8s with stuffy heads.

by Hike Hunt September 27, 2006

Honda Thief

the lowest form of life next to single celled organisms, usually broke bitches who cant afford genuine honda parts so they go around stealing them. Usually found in packs because guilt is easier to swallow.

Yo the honda thief struck again, my wheels are gone.

by Chip369 October 4, 2011

Honduran Caravan

An orgy with a noticeably pregnant women holding an infant.

Did you see the Honduran Caravan on phub? No dude because im not fucked up.

by jpoult October 22, 2018

Henado

Henado is the name a person gets when he is in the witness protection program. Henados are unique in the sense they all have the same exact mother and father. Henado’s have the most quickest and deadliest sense of humor so dont get caught with your pants down in the middle of one of his joke waiting for the punchline, cuz at that point you are. Henandos can take all that they can dish and that is why they all are perfect cooks, but only if there is one thing on the menu and it starts with M and ends with H. Henado’s are the perfect givers but dont expect it to fit, or match anything or belong at all in your life. Henados bring their who life with them to pick up pizza, like what the heck is in that pizza. Henados always make their special friend feel even more special when she constantly gets the upper hand in conversations. Henados love to make pit stops on holidays or any other special occasion just to see your facial expressions and you start to melt down. All Henados are always dressed to the T, and you better notice cuz you’ll see their aint nobody who dresses as fleek as a Marie.

me: Sir your name is now Henado and that's all there is to it!

convicted felon: No, I dont want that name, send me to prison!

by Buena 4 Maria November 10, 2021