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Hole in One

When a man enters a woman once, and cums
Grl: I had sex with a guy last night, and he did a hole in one
by A.K.R November 20, 2011
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Louisiana Hole In One

When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.
Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”
by Tboner310 May 13, 2021
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Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020
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hole in one

when you're jackinng off and you nut in your belly button
josh was jacking it hard to the magazine sitting down and as he came, he managed to make a hole in one
by jjg15 February 11, 2017
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Hole-In-One!

During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.
She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!
by SoloStroker June 22, 2021
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Hole In One

A hole in one is a sexual activity that takes place at a golf course, wherein one person positions themselves with their dick facing the hole and their lover engages in anal intercourse, with the intention of making their sexual partner ejaculate into the hole.
Mike - Jimmy got totally hole in one'd last Thursday!
by Syrups November 18, 2023
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hole in one

A phenomenon that happens in dating where two people fall for each other so quickly that they become instantly monogamous without needing to discuss it.
Hey, are we still on for tomorrow or was last night's thing a hole in one?

Ever since John got a hole in one he's been a drag to hang out with.
by ghosty666 February 8, 2022
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