Shituation

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

Having GW in office sure is a shituation for da nation.

by You Need a Breath Mint! November 12, 2003

Situationified

The act of becoming muscular and douchey, with a possible fake tan.

Oh man, that guy must have worked out so much! And is that a spray on tan? He Situationified himself!

by montaaron11 May 15, 2011

Situational darkskin

A male or female that is dark skinned but only in certain situations. Their skin tone fluctuates depending on their environment.

A situational darkskin; dark when compared to other people but okay on their own. Usually dark with natural light but are more brown skin with artificial lighting.

by KidvKat June 24, 2019

Sunday Situation

A fling where you exclusively hang out on Sundays. Typical activities include sex, sleeping, snuggling and snacks.
So you're free to chill, date and wild out from Monday-Saturday but get all the best benefits of a relationship come Sunday.

Like a situationship but specific to Sunday.

Yo I met the perfect match on Hinge. No more Sunday scaries and I still get my sweet freedom thanks to our Sunday situation.

by scooterluvr May 13, 2021

Stiff Situation

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

Situationship

When you and your partner have sex, hold hands while driving, call every night, fall asleep on the phone, tell each other that u love them but as FRIENDS, and tell each other everything. But you guys are only buddies like “fuck buddies”

Here’s the situation, we’re in a situationship.

by Hahapicklesarecute August 29, 2020

Situationship

When two people (not really in a relationship) having been talking for a long ass time but have no label. Normally the boys fault cause TNAS and they don’t know how to commit.🤷🏾 ♀️

Hg: Girl I’ve been talking to him for 5 months and I still don’t know what we are.
Me: You need to stop wasting yo time with him in this situationship

by Woowwwwtf November 2, 2017