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AP US History

A course designed to cause brain implosion/explosion immediately before finals and AP test. Topics covered include everything from 1500 to today. Students sit and listen to lectures during class daydreaming about how death must be much better than AP US History. Students are expected to fail tests and teachers will give no curves. Scoring below 50% on an all multiple-choice test is common. Three-hundred or more vocabulary words are required every week or so - and if you split the work with other students, the teacher turns psychobitch about it. Busy work is common and students spend 3-4 hours per night on it, provided they want to pass the class. The average student continues the work for about 9-18 weeks then decides he/she doesn't give a damn anymore.
On May 19, 1775, Ben Franklin was wearing what color shirt?

"Today we are gathered here to remember a beloved student, whose suicide was caused by stress in AP US History..."

"We will have a test every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, a project every week, and 2-3 DBQs and essays per week."
by HacZ Emm May 8, 2008
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history class

A place where students learn about a bunch of dead people that are supposedly relevant to their everyday lives.
"Why do we have to take History Class?"
"Because learning about the Roman Empire is gonna get us a job one day, duh"
by LennyFace1234 March 15, 2017
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Michael Young History

A character in both of Lupe Fiasco's albums. As well as a character, it is also a play on words sounding out "my cool young history". Is used as both meanings in Lupe's mind boggling song "The Coolest" from Lupe Fiasco's The Cool.
"Lord please have sympathy, and forgive 'Michael Young History' as, The coolest..
by StephonST June 23, 2008
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Advanced Placement World History

A condition afflicting sophmores resulting in the follwoing symptoms: grouchiness, headache, tiredness,yawning, bitching, death, brain death, inability to do anything else and the obsession on a five on the AP exam. To avoid this condition ddo not take an AP course.
After Advanced Placement World History, i couldnt even tie my shoe laces...
by ap...arg September 25, 2005
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Black history Month

Black history month

Do whatever you want
(Black nighas only tho)
"Yo Tyrone it's black history month,that means we can get anything for free👽"
by JOHHNNY THOMPSON February 6, 2022
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history

The events of the past, filtered through the minds of the present.
That one drunken night is history.
by Jose Arbena May 13, 2005
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Michael Young History

The Cool.

One of the 3 main Characters that Lupe Fiasco created for his 2 albums, "Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor" and "Lupe Fiasco's The Cool." His name is only mentioned in "Lupe Fiasco's The Cool."
Pronounced My Cool Young History.

Truly an exciting story.
The other 2 characters are The Game and The Streets.

Listen to all of Lupe's albums and mixtapes!

Michael Young History: "Hustle for Death, No Heaven for a Gangster."
by EazyNeva April 30, 2008
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