by 1llReadAnything September 6, 2025
Get the Hessmug. A very nice aid for the sped. Can be scary at times but overall shes very kind. We call her prison guard.
by Hollysadopteddaughter:) April 11, 2019
Get the Joy hessmug. literally the coolest guy ever, he is actually so cool and hes manly and not a woman pls pls stop calling me a woman pls im begging pls
hunter william hess
masquence: "im a woman and hunter is manly and cool unlike me"
hunter: "i agree"
masquence: "im a woman and hunter is manly and cool unlike me"
hunter: "i agree"
by Masquence September 22, 2025
Get the hunter william hessmug. A professional cuddler from Portland, Oregon and owner of cuddle up to me; a retail cuddling business located in Portland.
by I'm a girl 87 May 27, 2017
Get the samantha hessmug. by MozzyFX January 29, 2018
Get the Hessmug. A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.
Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
Get the Hessmug. 