When leg hair is breezing in the wind onto other leg hair and feels like something is crawling on you like a fish
by MsTickle August 6, 2019
Get the Leg herring mug.When someone brings up an old problem in a friendship or relationship to distract from the issue at hand. Similar to a "Red Herring", except that it is an old issue. This usually leads to an escalation in the argument.
husband: Why did you let that guy give you his phone number? You should have just said "I'm married".
wife: oh come on! you flirted with my friend Jane at that Belle and Sebastian concert.
husband: that was 5 years ago and I already said sorry for that like a thousand times! You always dig up dead herrings whenever I call you on your bullshit!!!
wife: oh come on! you flirted with my friend Jane at that Belle and Sebastian concert.
husband: that was 5 years ago and I already said sorry for that like a thousand times! You always dig up dead herrings whenever I call you on your bullshit!!!
by leighmon July 12, 2013
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1 The Gait of a person who has an itchy anus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.
"ayup have you seen how our Sara's walking? She looks like shes got a herring bone stuck in her ringpiece"
by Lord Harworth September 9, 2008
Get the herring bone mug.by jawsofboredem December 3, 2006
Get the herring mug.1. Incorrigibly horrible.
2. As horrible as a terrible piece of rotten vegetable.
3. How aunties not educated in English say "Horrible"
2. As horrible as a terrible piece of rotten vegetable.
3. How aunties not educated in English say "Horrible"
He is a horrigible b**tard.
by mizz.raven November 16, 2010
Get the horrigible mug.Herrings put into a tub with salt or brine, later spitted on sharp wooden spits, and hung up in a chimney to be smoked and dried. Such preserved fish would keep for months (and indeed they were transported in barrels to provide protein on long sea voyages) but were inedible in this state and needed to be soaked to soften them and remove the salt before they could be cooked.
Do I smell a rat?
One key characteristic of red herrings, apart from their colour, was their strong smell, so much so that one use for them on occasion was to train hounds to follow a scent.
a deliberately misleading object
Do I smell a rat?
One key characteristic of red herrings, apart from their colour, was their strong smell, so much so that one use for them on occasion was to train hounds to follow a scent.
a deliberately misleading object
by Andreas Wb May 10, 2005
Get the red herring mug.1. A formal haircut in which one's pubic hair is styled to resemble a handlebar mustache.
2. A legendary sexual maneuver involving a fully mature dwarf, a dollop of margarine, an amputee, and the anus.
3. A drunken conversation about philosophy and the nature of life, shared over a cigarette.
2. A legendary sexual maneuver involving a fully mature dwarf, a dollop of margarine, an amputee, and the anus.
3. A drunken conversation about philosophy and the nature of life, shared over a cigarette.
1. Dan's girlfriend got a harrigan, so every time they have sex, he feels like he's getting head from the monopoly guy.
2. Mark procured a fully mature dwarf, a dollop of margarine, and an amputee: he was ready for a harrigan.
3. You owe me a harrigan.
2. Mark procured a fully mature dwarf, a dollop of margarine, and an amputee: he was ready for a harrigan.
3. You owe me a harrigan.
by terrence blakely February 19, 2009
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