Herman Munstered

To damage by walking through or into a fixed structure or object. Referenced by one of the openings of "The Munsters" where Herman Munster walks through the front door.

Damn, did you hear about what happened on the dayshift? Robbie was hanging a banner, fell, and went through the wall. He Herman Munstered the wall man!

by Wiggy Boufant February 24, 2006

Herman Gelmet

Derived from the term "German Helmet" referring to the shape of ones bell end

" aw damn, my herman gelmet is covered in spangle"

by Geoff Bennett October 23, 2005

Herman Hesse

Author. Almost as likely to get you into Eastern philosophy as J. D. Salinger.

"Dude, I read Siddhartha by Herman Hesse the other day and now I wanna be Buddhist."

by EdgarM. November 29, 2007

Pee wee Herman

A man gets caught jerking in a movie theater pee wee don't keep your hands to yourself

Pee wee Herman you're going to jail for a long time

by Pee-wee Jones June 12, 2019

hermaphrodite

A person, such as myself, who has both male and female genitals and secondary sex characteristics.

Quiet! I'm fucking myself. Need a condom...Don't want to get myself pregnant.

by FuckYourself October 26, 2004

Hermalink

Two hermaphrodites strapped to eachother with their penisses

Look out or I'll hermalink you!!

by Mounir & Martijn December 10, 2006

rock you like a Herman Cain

A black guy promising to put the moves on a large breasted, blonde white woman before he runs for POTUS.

Here I am!
rock you like a Herman Cain!

by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011