cyanide & happiness

Usually said simply as Cyanide and Happiness, and sometimes misspelled "Cynaide and Happiness", a webcomic hosted at explosm.net. Recurring themes involve necrophilia, rape, illness (Cancer, AIDS), pedophilia, and poking fun and Christianity's Jesus of Nazareth (All in good fun, of course). Recurring "characters" include "LOL Fag!" man, Punchline Spoiler man, et cetra. The series (with updates every day, on most occasions) is most prominent for its black comedy.

Cyanide & Happiness happens to be the only webcomic I really find amusing; opinions vary, of course.

by Epith July 1, 2009

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

g-hopping

short version of "garage hopping" where you steal booze from open garages.

"anyone feel like g-hopping tonight?"

by dometent September 3, 2006

fountain hopping

The act of running across a city, town or campus from fountain to fountain, spending a few minutes wading and splashing. In order to be properly executed, great vigor and enthusiasm should be employed. Originating at California's Stanford University

Student 1: Why are you so wet?
Student 2: That's what she said!
Student 1: Seriously dude, what the fuck. You're dripping all over the place.
Student 2: That's what-
Student 1: I will take you the fuck out if you say that!
Student 2: OK. We went fountain hopping.
Student 1: A'ight, was it hella tight?
Student 2: Fo sho, it was wicked rad.

by Lagunita Love June 25, 2008

Garden hopping

Usually a nocturnal pursuit, garden hopping is where a small group start in one garden and try to get across as many adjacent gardens as possible via any means available.

Me and my mates went garden hopping last night from my garden, we managed to go through 12 gardens, much further than we did last time.

by gardenhopper June 16, 2010

pool hopping

when your bored in summer, or any time of year really you just go and jump in other peoples pools and see how many times you can go before getting caught. usually it is ten times more fun if you do get caught, because the looks on peoples faces is priceless

Antonella: Wanna go pool hopping?
Sarah: Sure why the hell not.

by aleo July 24, 2006

Club Hoppin'

To go clubbing- usually at a variety of clubs throughout the night; to go to different clubs during a period of time.

The night we went club hoppin', We left at twilight and didn't come back 'till dawn.

by Zack August 23, 2004