Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010

hemorrhoid hounder

A male homosexual.

"Look at that queer, he is such a hemorrhoid hounder"

by marcusgg December 15, 2009

History's Hemorrhoid

History's Hemorrhoid aka Donald Trump

Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.

by phathatcat October 1, 2018

Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.

Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu

by numsemand February 28, 2018

Hemorrhoid shot

When your listening to Pandora and the Hemorrhoid commercial comes on to promote their ad free music. You are not going to pay so you have to take a liquor shot anytime someone yells "Hemorrhoids" during the Commercial. # thestruggleisreal

Sarah just screamed "hemorrhoid shot" so now we all have to take a shot. Usually fireball/for your ass.

by Therealmoonman July 13, 2023

happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023

Hemorrhoidal as fuck

To be ferociously ridiculed with fiery red hatred insults from thine accusers or enemies. Usually or commonly referred to as "One's Haters" It is rarely with reason nor in good taste that these non sensical babblers utter such verbal hemorrhoids from there mouths.

Bro #1: "Yo my Nigga; last night at yo crib, Luhfawnduh was getting hella 'Hemorrhoidal as fuck' at dat new gurl Fuhlecia!"
Bro #2: Dayumnn!! Dat Bitch hella outta pocket tho."

by "El Sánchez Sucio" August 4, 2023