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Hemorrhoid Play

Sexual play with or involving hemorrhoids, coming from somebody’s anus.
Some partners in sex are into extreme or inherently gross practices; such as Hemorrhoid Play.
by Yakubiangangsta March 20, 2022
mugGet the Hemorrhoid Playmug.

Hemorrhoidal as fuck

To be ferociously ridiculed with fiery red hatred insults from thine accusers or enemies. Usually or commonly referred to as "One's Haters" It is rarely with reason nor in good taste that these non sensical babblers utter such verbal hemorrhoids from there mouths.
Bro #1: "Yo my Nigga; last night at yo crib, Luhfawnduh was getting hella 'Hemorrhoidal as fuck' at dat new gurl Fuhlecia!"
Bro #2: Dayumnn!! Dat Bitch hella outta pocket tho."
by "El Sánchez Sucio" August 4, 2023
mugGet the Hemorrhoidal as fuckmug.

Hemorrhoid

Tate has major hemorrhoid issues
by Clemsonby99 February 21, 2022
mugGet the Hemorrhoidmug.

hemorrhoid hunter

Game to play with the boys. Normally played in the carpark after dumping our heads in sardine paste. (See infrabren utbe)
You free for a game af hemorrhoid hunters? Me and the boys are off to the carpark for a game and wanted to know if you'd like to join ?
by Sardinepaste11 January 6, 2025
mugGet the hemorrhoid huntermug.

Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.
Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu
by numsemand February 28, 2018
mugGet the Hemorrhoid eggmug.

Face Hemorrhoid

A slang term for exaggerated lip-plumping cosmetic surgery where the lips resemble reddened, inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Beyond describing the physical appearance, it critiques an excessive focus on image, suggesting desperation, attention-seeking, and a lack of depth in character.
Her obsession with perfect selfies led to a face hemorrhoid look, chasing trends at the cost of authenticity.
by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025
mugGet the Face Hemorrhoidmug.

Hemorrhoid shot

When your listening to Pandora and the Hemorrhoid commercial comes on to promote their ad free music. You are not going to pay so you have to take a liquor shot anytime someone yells "Hemorrhoids" during the Commercial. # thestruggleisreal
Sarah just screamed "hemorrhoid shot" so now we all have to take a shot. Usually fireball/for your ass.
by Therealmoonman July 13, 2023
mugGet the Hemorrhoid shotmug.

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