heterosexual sex

the best thing ever.

sexual intercourse between opposite genders.

"cutie keep going with that heterosexual sex"

by whistheblawg November 9, 2023

Haterosexual

The polar opposite of pansexual. Haterosexuality is the complete raw hatred of every living person regardless of gender or sexual identity. Like asexuality but replaces the utter indifference towards sexual pursuits with total disdain in the activity and the consequences that it entails. When an individual does not identify as any other previous sexual orientation because she/he despises those labels because they do not accurately cover all possibilities, she/he is most likely a haterosexual.

When questioned about her sexual orientation, Susy said she did not have one but despised the idea of romantic pursuits. Therefore, Susy is a 'Haterosexual.'

by Kyle Bryce November 3, 2013

haterosexual

n. one who derives sexual pleasure from anger; especially anger towards a specific group of people.

The Rev. Fred Phelps is one of the few brave haterosexuals to have come out of the closet.

by revengeful lobster May 15, 2006

Heterosexuality

Is not real. Doesn't exist. Unnatural. Just a phase. Don't let the internet brainwash you into thinking you are one of them. It's commonly referred to a sort of unusual mutated species known as 'the heterosexuals'. They are known to breed and make tiny spawns of the devil, aka kids which is disgusting as hell. Anyone who is heterosexual must go to hell (God's words not mine). Heterosexuality is a threat to our society and therefore should cease to exist. #banheterosexuality2k20

Kim Seokjin: Ban the straightz!!!Criminalize heterosexuality!!!

by The Gay Sprite October 5, 2020

heterosexual

A person who is attracted to the opposite gender. Heterosexuality is the most common sexual orientation in the world (but by no means "normal". It is simply more common than some variations of human sexuality).

Only tiny minorities are exclusivly heterosexual or exlusively homosexual (somewhere between 2 to 5% each); most are somewhere in between those two extremes.

Slang terms for heterosexuials include straight.

Many (ignorant/prejudiced) heterosexuals like to abuse or try to change sexual minorities, like homosexuals (who love members of the same sex), bisexuals (who love both sexes), pansexuals (who are love anybody; male, female, intersex, whoever), and asexuals (who have no sexual desires whatsoever), and seem to believe that these people can become straight, despite that sexual orientation is pretty much fixed for life.

What causes heterosexuality? People always ask what causes pan-, bi-, a-, and homosexuality, but hardly question heterosexuality.

by Lorelili September 5, 2005

Heterosexual twink

A straight male ages 18-22 who lacks bodyhair, has a cute, boyish appearance, has good hygiene, a skin care routine, regularly washes and conditions his hair, is a pretty boy, and usually blonde with long hair. They’re definitely not very butch, however they are confident and every once in a while engage in butch activities. They generally have more straight female friends than the average straight male because they have more in common. Often times is a lifter yet is smol, weighing 150-170 lbs and looking more like a clothing model or a 300 cast member than a strongman or powerlifter. Heterosexual twinks should not be confused with fuckboys because they are commonly saving themselves for marriage, have a normal sized penis, actually know how to dominate and please a woman both sexually and emotionally, and are not assholes who are full of themselves.

Girl: “Hey do you see that guy over there standing next to that hairy 210 lb man who looks like a grizzly bear?”

Girl: “Oh you mean that cute ass heterosexual twink?”

by Bradmakesgains December 11, 2019

Haterosexual

Any person, especially on the internet, who openly discriminates or advocates the oppression of homosexuals or any aspect of the homosexual lifestyle.

Brad: Did you hear about Utah's ratification of gay marriage?

George: I saw a post on Facebook! Too bad there were a bunch of haterosexual comments on it.

Brad: Don't let the hateros get you down.

by Leggplant January 17, 2014