headboob

a headboob is a very stupid ass person who is usually horizontally challenged...aka fat ass.

1.) hey becky yoh fucking ass is so fat i cant see past you...your such a headboob!

2.) my dad is a headboob

3.) Jimmy: is a headboob a body part?
Hank: no its a fat person or a really stupid person.

Jimmy: oh got it

by fuckinayeeee January 30, 2010

Headboat Slam

A fishing term that is the result of a fishing trip on a headboat in south eastern US, that results in the catch of the following fish:

Amberjack
Grouper
King Mackerel

Will: "Fair seas & calm winds, although the current was ripping -- I caught a Smoker, Firetruck & a Reef Donkey"
Madeline: "Sounds like a sweet day on the water, bro -- I had a Headboat Slam as well!"

by porcha April 13, 2013

headboard curls

Rough sex, your head smashes the headboard so hard your hair curls

Damn Amy, how much did you pay for those headboard curls girl? And fuck, get some ice on that forehead

by Fuksohawd July 24, 2016

Headboard Bingo

Multiple couples living in the same house or camping in the same cabin see who can wake up the other couple/couples first the most days during the length of their stay.

Damn they beat us to headboard bingo this morning, They’re really going at it huh?”

by Real_Slim_Shadyn June 19, 2020

Headboner

Whenever you are high and you start to get a headache. Like fr blood rushes to a dick and it’s a boner, blood rushes to the head and it’s a headache. Same thing so headboner.

Guy 1:I smoked a joint and took a fat rip of some nic.
Guy 2: I bet you had a massive headboner afterwards.
Guy 1: Oh yeah I did.

by BubbafromPrison October 14, 2021

head boy

least likely to incite school riot out of all other boys/males/masculine persons in the educational institution, usually a secondary or primary bc that shit childish af

The head boy doesn't give head, he's just really good at sucking off the teachers.

by headboylover November 23, 2022

head boy summer

whence a particular young leader finds himself single in the lead up to the best summer of his life. he will conquer all the bitches.

"Want to go to Rickstein's on Saturday night?"
"I'm breaking up with you"
"fuck it HEAD BOY SUMMER"

by ilovesweetpopcorn February 28, 2023