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Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.
"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"
by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013
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Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.
Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.
by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018
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haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.
When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.
by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018
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