hasley

the baddest bitch alive PERIODT! She get all the guys/girls and everyone tryna be her

Hasley is such a baddie like everyone loves her and I wish I was her

by wassup_tbh8 December 23, 2020

Haskel

A chubby old fuck who loves to dances on tables and is lonely. It likes to crawl all over wamen a breath on their tits. His dick size is 1cm and he is unhealthy.

Stop being a Haskel you annoying fuck!!

by ZephFurry November 26, 2019

Hasslebury

A person exhibiting impossibly high standards, a taskmaster, one who raises the bar to previously untold heights.

My English teacher is such a hasslebury! He had us reading and summarizing Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" in a sixty minute lesson.

by Seattle Brian January 8, 2009

hasslehoffed

Setting a coworkers screensaver or background picture to show David Hasslehoff's slightly erotic image.

I hasslehoffed my coworker for listening to Nickelback loud enough for the entire office to hear.

by MyShindAreGlowing July 10, 2014

Harkle Farte

Harkle farte is a phrase you use to describe someone you know and/or don’t like. An example would be an ex or teacher. This can be used to cover up the real name of the person as to avoid eavesdroppers.

Example “ugh there goes Harkle farte”

by Kale07 January 12, 2022

Hasslenut

The frustration that occurs when a masturbation session is more work than pleasure.

"Man, that fap sure was a hasslenut"

by FortniteGamer420 December 17, 2021

elissa hassler

The funniest, kindest, sweetest person you will ever find. When your with her you'll never want to leave. Always makes you feel happy when your sad. The best friend you could ever have.

Wow she's such an Elissa Hassler*Blushes*

by MyRealName7372927739 May 9, 2018