Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.

Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!

by Lubison710 October 11, 2011

harmonic sex

It's where you stick a twig up your dick-hole

Harmonic sex is hilarious

by Dick pocket March 5, 2017

Harmonious

Kind,peaceful,calm and collected

She is so harmonious and nice.

by Queen Love♥️ April 12, 2019

Salty Harmonica

Salty harmonica is when a girl explodes with a thunderous queef while you're eating her out!

Sean was tongue punching Katie's baby box in the back of an EK hatch when she gave him a salty harmonica!

by It's a Seattle band February 14, 2018

Harmonixer

one who can fuse with the souls of creatures to gain attributes of the creatures element, as well as increased stats. the higher fusions are non-elemental. the two super-fusions are Amon and Seraphic Radiance.

Yuri is the best Harmonixer in all the land!

by Klaha December 17, 2004

pinch harmonics

On the guitar, pinch harmonics is the act of lightly touching a string with the edge of your thumb/palm (picking hand) after plucking it. Similar to natural harmonics except you're not playing off a fret. If you use a lot of distortion and gain it produces a squealing effect.

A lot of guitarists use pinch harmonics, most notably Zakk Wylde, but also players like ZZ Top, Dimebag Darrell, and even Steve Vai.

by bryan18 August 21, 2005

flesh harmonica

just one more euphamism for the female anatomy.

i wouldn't play her flesh harmonica if she died and willed it to me

by [e-mail] January 27, 2006