Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 07, 2020
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hark twa

A hark twa is something that happens when 2 guys bend down together and spit at the same time at each other and before you know it they fucking each other.
They bent down and then hark twa'ed
by Residentdoom January 21, 2025
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addison harkness

addison harkness is a player who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he is also secretly gay.
hey my names addison harkness and i will break your heart.
by you mad for what February 23, 2020
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Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 06, 2010
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Dark Hark

Dark Hark- absence of truth in a place to listen

Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
The dark hark causes me great sadness on this faithful day.

Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022
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dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.
That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
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green harking

a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat
Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.
by January 10, 2025
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