Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008

dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Hark Back

To make a rude noise at something you don't like or agree with

I know you don't agree, but you don't have to hark back like that

by Bush123 December 11, 2017

Hark Eek Low

The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.

"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."

by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011

Hark

A big daddy who is super sexy and a big teddy bear. A Hark is a scary looking person but is so sweet. A Hark could also punt kick anyone bc he is a big daddy. Usually you’ll see a Hark around hot blonde bitches.

Woah who’s that big dude talking to my bitch?

Oh that’s Hark. He’s cool

by slutmeout696969 October 30, 2023