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Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
by Shitisms July 4, 2017
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the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
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Hardened Gay

It's what you call a homosexual who is so repressed that cannot express his feminine side because of fear of getting bullied.

Therefore he's not flamboyant or express any of the typical gay behaviors.
Joe: Hey dude, have you seen that Gay Streamer who doesn't look like a faggot?

Bob: Yeah, he's a Hardened Gay, no one is picking a fight against him.
by SsusS April 23, 2024
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harden porn

Person who wants to suck off James Harden, since he so ass at basketball.
by Hard-en May 29, 2023
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Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.
by Darckcloud April 18, 2018
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Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce
I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden
by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019
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Harden My Heart

Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain

I swear I'll never, ever wait again

You gave me your word but words for you are lies

Darlin' in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd go

But it's time to let you know, oh

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here
All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain

I've been waiting for a feeling that never, ever came

It feels so close, but always disappears
Darlin', in your wildest dreams, you never had a clue

But it's time you got the news

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

Harden my heart, harden my heart

swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart
by Death Menace May 6, 2023
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