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ass handstand

Before performing the handstand, pull down your pants just below the ass cheeks while attempting to conceal the action with your shirt. Then stand in front of a crowd, or a "target" and get in a handstand with your ass facing them, causing your shirt to fall and reveal your ass. Bonus points if you can pull off and maintain the goat during.
Did you see Jaime's Ass Handstand? It was blinding!
by CubanAso October 12, 2006
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handstand

The act of doing a handstand with one's hands on the ground and feet on the wall of a public shower in order to clean down below more effectively.
Glen was in the pool and got chlorine all over his body, so he decided to handstand and clean it all off.
by Co-ed gym class December 19, 2008
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Hangtails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes
'Ouch, My Hangtails really hurt'
by Sity January 1, 2008
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Hangster

Hawaii's version of a gangster.

Hawaiian's that think they're hard and badasses when the rest of the world is just laughing at them
by crazyleaner May 14, 2011
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handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal
Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
by gav-wan July 13, 2018
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publiquor handstand

Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.

From publicly drunk and acting strange.
E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?

Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
by toothpaste salad January 17, 2009
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hangster

A hung gangster; a gangster who is quite hung in any certain area. Hangsters may be associated with doing drugs and other vandilous activities such as robbing condom stores.
Sam: I am such a hangster!
Myself: *gangster
Sam: No.... I spelled it correctly... I am a hung gangster yo!
Myself: >_> <_<
by Mindle & SexySkinnyMan July 16, 2008
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