Premarital handholding

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself

bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld

by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019

handsome giraffe

A nickname given by someone with an extremely long penis

"I hear Rick Fox nicknamed his penis the handsome giraffe"

by Fandangoooooooo February 12, 2010

hey handsome

My dad says “hey handsome” a lot. He’s been doing this since i was born, mostly to greet his good male friends. It’s kind of like his hello and his superpower.

“Hey handsome” is very powerful when said to people he meets for the first time and who he appreciates, like waiters or home depot employees.

For men who are confident and secure with themselves and their sexuality, they’ll appreciate a new salutation. However, if they’re not in on it, the greeting will drop kick every man who hears it…they’ll ask: who the hell is this guy talking about? Is he talking about me? Am I the handsome one? Does he want to fuck?

Well, my dad doesn’t want to fuck. My dad is saying: yeah you’re handsome, and more importantly: it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

hey handsome, guess what? Our new friend failed the vibe check yesterday. i said hey handsome when i saw him and he thought i was hitting on him!

by Sickomonster July 11, 2023

handjob machine

also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.

my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.

by skin ticket March 7, 2011

Verbal Handjob

To give a person so much verbal praise that they feel as though they will orgasm.

Thanks for the verbal handjob boss, but I would rather have a raise.

by Ribbles November 4, 2008

Kansas Handjob

When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.

Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!

by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016

political handjob

A reference to some of the more negative aspects of quid pro quo politics.

As part of the whole Ukrainian deal, we may get a stray political handjob here and there - but I intend to get my goddamn Biden investigation out of this ugly mess!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019