Hand job

The act of giving gratification to another person.

"butters getz all teh handjobz (Hand Job) in the Z31 cumminty, i wants sume" Quoted from Z31 performance.com.

by Racinjitter August 13, 2009

Hand job

haven someone choke the chicken......i choke the chicken every god damn night!! yea mutha trucker now what!

muhahahahaha

by foolshatewisdom August 2, 2003

Hand job

Three second blow job

i got a hand job and was sad

by mr.pickles/hand job November 26, 2010

Hand job

same as jerk off. a know knothing person
jerk off

What a hand job. Can't get anthing right.

by cpl8139usa November 6, 2003

Hand job

Something that really sucks. Anytime things work out really poorly, due to lack of planning or someone simply ruining all of your plans.

This party is such a hand job, no beer, no DJ, no chicks, I haven't had this little fun since leaving Iraq.

by Enrique Polatzo May 12, 2003

Hand job

when a guy rubs is pecker fr pleasure

by gorge May 25, 2003

Abby's Hand Job Hand

A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.

Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!

Abby: Harder? Okay!

Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!

Abby: What? Use both hands?

Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!

by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 5, 2010