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Pork Hammock

When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.
Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.

My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.

I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
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hambackled

The state of being tore-back to the point of complete and sincere enebriation.
Juliet is always hambackled after 3p.m.
by August Westibule May 20, 2006
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hammock status

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010
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Hamback

When one partakes in crazy Friday at any Potbelly Sandwich Shop location, beware of the feverish hunchback figure who seemingly has a ham placed under his/her shirt. It is only seen on crazy Fridays, most recently at the Saline-Eisenhower location. Also called the Hunchback of Notre Potbelly.
Oh no! It's the return of the hamback! OOOOOH OOOOOH!
by Kitty O_o September 17, 2011
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Hamjacking

Tearing it up.
Kind of sexual but not really.
Pretty much just owning at whatever is happening.

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The stealing of one's Ham or Ham product

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Nagging.
Getting on someone's case.
Fucking Up

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Doing something good; helping. Might sound sexual.
Yo dude, I totally just hamjacked at croquet yesterday.

Bro, that crazy ass bitch just hamjacked my fucking bacon!

Stop hamjacking me bitch!

Yesterday, after the party man, Lauren hamjacked me all the way home.
by Iknowhowtohamjack July 22, 2012
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Sack Hammock

A holster for a bulls testicular sack during castration. The sack catches the testicles upon removal allowing for clean and safe transport of said testicles.
Farmer: Thank God for this sack hammock or I'd be picking up these nuts off the ground with my hand.
by boneless canary May 25, 2009
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Clam Hammock

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage
by penisy December 5, 2009
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