Hamlet

Having sex from behind using the top part of a womans butt. Like titty fucking but with the ass.

Yo that girls ass is bangin- i'd love to give her the Hamlet.

by Adam Padgett December 21, 2008

hamlette

A bubbly, coffee-drinking creature that is part hamster and part omlette.

Look at that hamlette bounce around! She must have just had some caffeine.

by Beth October 5, 2004

Hamlet

A shakespearean play about the character of the same name who attempts to avenge his father's death. It would be pretty good, if it were not written in freaking early modern english. It has since been made better, by being converted into an episode of The Simpsons. Written for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Taught by teachers, especially Mr. Newcombe, for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Not as good as it is purported to be.

To be, or not to be; that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep -
No more, and by sleep to say we end
the heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
Must give us pause.

by Carter May 18, 2005

Jj Hamblett

One of the four members that make up the band Union J, he is some sort of earth god and his voice is made of melted heaven.

Jcat1: My favourite of Union j is Jj Hamblett.
Jcat2: yeah I'm pretty sure he is a god..
Jcat1: his face is sculpted by angels I heard.

by Jcat1 January 17, 2013

hamlet

a short fat "pig physiqued" manlet

a: haha look at that dude he's short and fat
b: typical hamlet

by lolzgym_nyc August 22, 2012

Hamlette

It's that thing where you're at a diner and you just can't decide if you want a ham sandwich or an omelette.

"I doth like both eggs and ham,
But which to choose? Hamlette I am!"

by jcat12 May 28, 2013

Hamleting

Peeing in a person's ear.

I got hamleted and now I can't hear SHIT.
I enjoy hamleting my loved ones.

by Phat Lutz March 31, 2009