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Halfling

A potential mate that is no older than half your age. Largely attractive due to the mathematical relationship between their age and yours.
Wil: That chick is only 21 and I'm 43. I totally wanna make out with her.
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!
by weyus August 3, 2017
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Halfie

the sexiest kind of person. they are undeniably attractive and also are adored by everyone that knows them. to be a halfie is an EXTREME compliment and everyone one else is only half as sexy as halfies are.

SEXY TO THE MAX.
fuck us on rooftops.
Greg is such a halfie. i'd fuck him on a rooftop anyday.
by halfie girl January 7, 2008
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Josh Halling

1) To steal a friend's (possibly best friend) girl even if they are not together, full well knowing that they like that girl already

2) To steal a friend's line, phrase or word
Person 1: Naheeeeeee
Person 2: Hey that's my line. Stop Josh Halling me
by Bender_Patrol August 22, 2011
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Halfenese

"Is that kid white?"

"No, his mom's asian"

"But he looks white"

"He's halfenese"
by BAMF of the day May 18, 2010
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haloin

Getting a much needed fix of halo gameplay. Usually about 4-7 hours on xbox live. It is known to change behavioral patterns, and causes stress within relationships.

Heavy users tend to alienate those around them, unless they are playing some big team slayer beside other addicts.
"dude, I've been workin all week, I need my haloin fix"
by cosmo85 November 14, 2007
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half in the wrapper

The top of the bell curve of one's drunkeness. One usually mentions to a friend, often off-to-the-side or discreetly that they are "half in the wrapper". This usually occurs long after it's apparent to casual observers.

The point at which the downhill slide to passing out is inevitable.

Wrapper refers to a blanket or comforter one seeks in the last moments when there's nothing left to do but curl up and pass out.
Check it out! Brian's trying to act all cool with those chicks but he's half in the wrapper.
by snakepit7 July 5, 2005
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Halfie

When a males penis is neither erect nor flaccid, but usually somewhere in the middle. This usually happens without a male being aware of it, or if his penis is slightly aroused. This can result in embarrassment or satisfaction depending where this occurs, and the occasion.
Example 1:

John: "I love the amazement in the other kid's eyes when they see my junk in the change room. They think i have genes from the black mamba when really i just have a halfie!"

Sam: "What is a halfie?"

John: "It's when i arouse my penis just a tad so that it looks like my penis is bigger."

Sam: "You really fooled me, i thought you where born that way!"
by azifromcalgary October 4, 2011
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