Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

by de-pube December 5, 2020

haddock

when you lose in court, over and over and over again.

I think it might be a haddock at Court today!

by Santa Clarita Grillers August 9, 2020

hardon

the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection

the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.

by Holmes December 4, 2002

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003

clitty hardon

When a babe's clit stands on end due to an aroused nature.

"She got the damned near most erect clitty hardon I've ever seen as I began to eat out her p'zone.

by SRS May 1, 2005

Percy Hardon

When Percy Harvin does something so insane you draw wood.

Tim: Hey did you see Percy Harvins run last name?
Joe: Did I see it?! I had a Percy Hardon all night!

by Vanilla Weis March 3, 2009

Haidon

Absolutely The Best Niggas in The Game. They Short but make up for it with a Big 🍆. Will hold you down no matter what!

“Haidon, That Dick Good” said insert female name
“IK” replies Haidon

by clout philosophy October 3, 2019