red handed

The exact moment of seeing a person doing illegal acts.

Caught red handed! You're under arrest for vandalism, stealing, smoking indoors, and driving drunk!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 4, 2016

left handed cigarette

A left handed cigarette is marijuana.

It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.

"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."

I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.

by Jana November 16, 2004

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

hadden

Wow he's a keeper. Super funny, and a smile that puts the city lights to shame! He cares about you a whole awful lot and really wants to make you happy! If you have a Hadden in your life you are very lucky and I'm sure if your in his life he wants you to be there.

"He's a true Hadden"

"What's his name?" "Hadden." "Knew it!"

by Baby ButtonBottom December 14, 2013

left handed doflinky

a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.

clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.

by john stodderd May 21, 2008

cack handed

It means an awkward or inept way of doing something; originally meaning left handed, stemming from cultures that use their right hand to eat and their left hand to wipe their behind.

That shelf you put up looks a bit cack handed

by The Acid Drop Kid November 4, 2007

Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009