Gel Gurke

Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.

Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”

by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023

Gurking

Term installed by king Theo remplacing glazing or meat riding for the new year

Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit

by Bzdvo January 1, 2024

Gurk

Gurk is the new hot thing, using as an acronym to describe something which is imperceivable

"Spread the gurk" - More intense version of spread the word
"The holy gurkle" - Biblical scroll relating to gurk
"Furk the gurk turk" Gurk gurk furk

by TheGurkler August 5, 2025

Gurking

Word created by king Theo as replacement for glazing or meat riding

Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit

by Bzdvo January 1, 2024

Gurking

The act of defecating inside of a women's mouth before she provides u with oral sex.

Dude, I heard that girl is cool with gurking.

by Cole 57 June 10, 2021

gurk

short for "agurk" in Molde slang of Norway. Agurk means cucumber. Used in a sexualized way.

"du skal få gurk i ræva"

by Pietro235 January 19, 2021

Pull a Gurk

Someone who says something totally inappropriate to a woman without even knowing her.

The man said to the woman, "I like your dress, you should have worn one that show a little more ass in my opinion."

(The man "Pulled a Gurk" when he said that to the woman)

If you want to Pull a Gurk, you need to be an asshole to a woman who is a stranger to you.

by Turkman19 March 8, 2011