Gunch

The effects of Gunch include:
- Unusual sounds.

- Large quantities of sand.

- G.

- Feelings of ow.

- Immediate diarrhea.

If you have experienced any of these symptoms I am afraid it is too late.

You’ve been gunched.

Yo dude, that chick is a fuckin’ gunch, fuck ‘er; let’s go grab some hookers, son!
Yeah man, fuck that cunt! Let’s go get some poontang, my nig!!!

by Ferbson the 1st. November 19, 2020

Gunch

The mixing of boxed wine (goon) and punch to the holy beverage!

Hey Greg heard you where making gunch tonight may I partake.

by The gunch goblin April 1, 2022

gunch punch

A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.

I could use a good gunch punch today!

by RXSTR54 February 25, 2017

Gunch

A cyclist who is slow and annoying.

“Oh! This gunch won’t get much out of my way!”

by Billos May 7, 2019

Gunch

Either an organ in the brain that translates vibes into thoughts or the product of such an organ, often referred to as a ‘gut hunch’

Person 1: What’s the secret to your 100% liberal winrate in Secret Hitler?
Person 2: The Gunch.

by bromomentbabyface November 26, 2022

Gunch

A group of youngsters who have a ton of rizz and win every single golf tournament they have ever played in

Look at gunch over there! They have so much rizz.

by barackobama46 May 16, 2022

Gunching

The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate

"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"

by VacTro3 June 30, 2024