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When you pull on someones ass hairs and they scream loudly
I starting Gumping my Girlfriend
Gumping by Bussinchopper January 30, 2026
To roam the planet on foot, with no specific destination just good vibes.
Dino will be Gumping the Lake this summer. He's walking a 1,000 miles around lake michigan all summer, meeting a helping random people along the way.

Whats his plan?

- No plan just good vibes

What for?

-I dont know, we'll see...
Gumping by DinoTheDinosaur March 17, 2026

Gumping It 

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

Gumping It 

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.
Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.
Gumping It by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020

Gumping it up 

To be continuously successful in life but always fall victim to dating or falling in love with the most tragic downtrodden unsuccesful polar opposite people imaginable and be perfectly fine with it.
Julie just got her masters and bought a new house and car....why is she Gumping it up with that loser Greg who works part time at KFC and lives with his parents?
Gumping it up by TWORL May 20, 2012

Gumping it 

"Gumping it" is when a person is not quite "retard", yet they are toeing on the line.
That one bird from Valiant was "Gumping it"
Gumping it by CrimsonFisher January 5, 2023