gumpenstump

A person who is known to be especially goofy.

Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.

Completely unsmooth.

I can't believe that gumpenstump is tryin' out for the team!

by k0nflict June 4, 2009

Gump

(Baltimore and DC slang)

A Weak, Spineless, Soft person

Person # 1: Hey, he let that dude smack him and ain't even say nothing

Person# 2 He such a Gump

by Caliph September 24, 2009

Gumper

A person who sniffs toilet seats after other individuals have used said toilet.

C: Wow! That was an amazing poo I just had, I'm going to leave now.
E: *Enters stall*
E: *Bends down and inhales deeply*

(E is gumping the toilet.)
(E is a gumper)

by HiImAmyESIBULNSAC March 17, 2022

Gump Diesel

An incredibly slow person; one who lacks motivation and/or discipline.

You bought a Jensen Interceptor? Dude, you're a fucking gump diesel.

by BlackCouch June 21, 2009

Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by miller66 December 16, 2008

Gumption

Boldness, Spunk, Commonsense, Initiative, the Nerve.

"I don't know, but I think what I've got is something slightly resembling... GUMPTION!"-Iris from the Holiday

boldness, audacity, spunk, courage, spark, courage, balls, smarts, Gumption.

by Makro April 14, 2009

Grumpfungus

Someone who spreads grumpyness like a fungus. Usually a gross, annoying person.

Danielle is such a grumpfungus, seriously she just puts me in such a bad mood.

by GRUMPFUNGUS September 23, 2009