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guinea pig

one of the awesomest pets you can get. there is another definition saying they are brittle creatures because they break themselves on exercise wheels- they arent supposed to use them, dumbass. guinea pigs are related to the capybara, the largest rodent alive. guinea pigs are one of the only rodents that see in color. they are cute and curious. they are NOT stupid like the said dumbass thinks. i love my pigs of guinea. they are also not only owned by 7 yr olds. i know a 20 yr old who has guinea pigs. she loves them to death.
mom, can i have a horsey?
honey, how about a guinea pig?
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Weekly podcast hosted by Tom and his sidekick Tim.

Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom

Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.

Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."

Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .
by iheartbabyboomers. jk im tim! November 21, 2010
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Gizem

"Turkish name"

Is the most amazing girl in the whole world. She has a sexy body with the cutest ass and has an extremely beautiful face. When your with her u get butterflies in your stomach. she makes u feel like your as high as the clouds and when your not with her its like you cant go on living

the beauty that's radiance shines brighter than the light reflecting off her gorgeous green eyes, not to mention sexy as hell!

incredibly funny ( when she feels like to be) and smarter than most of the girls. Has the best laughs, ranging from cute as a puppy to oddly evil :)
A: Dude, have u heard about that girl, Gizem?

B: Oh yea man oh yea, who hasn't, she is way beautiful!
by RRRWWWW February 12, 2010
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guinea stompers

Shoes made in Italy; especially, but not limited to, the designer brand name products. The attachment of metal tap plates on the heels and/or toes may also qualify the shoes whatever the country of manufacture.
You can't dress like Guido without your guinea stompers.
by casual observer12 February 10, 2012
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guinea palace

An extravagant home, typically constructed for an Italian-American family in New York or New Jersey. They will typically be clad in some sort of masonry and often times feature circular or pull around driveways.

Driveways will often be constructed from some sort of paving stone and is not uncommon to see some fancy patterns laid with the pavers. Stone towers marking the entrance to the driveway is a necessity, typically topped with a lion or gargoyle.

Another key feature to any guinea palace is a large iron gate at the driveway with the first letter of the family name in the center.

The interior of the home will almost always feature an obnoxiously bright and swagged out chandelier in the double height foyer which can clearly be seen by half of the neighborhood through the large window above the front door. Some sort of jogged or curved stairway will guide you to the second floor of the palace which is strictly off limits to visitors (except for coomads).

Large cases of fine china which never get used and 3-4 dining tables may also be found. It is also very common for there to be an in-law apartment in the basement. Overall, a warm and welcoming place where everyone who enters becomes a part of the family.
Wow, did you see the (insert generic italian last name) new guinea palace? That place must have cost a small fortune. The garbage business must be booming.
by n_mootz December 7, 2016
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Guiseley High School

A School located in guiseley near morrisons where you can smoke 💨 and you can become a chave sket and a slag. The school is nolonger run by Mr Morrisy
Yo Mr Watson Shot up Judd (example name) cause his Jumper tag was hanging out at guiseley High school
by Chinky boy November 4, 2017
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guinea pig fart

Vaginal flatulence that is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, the sound is comparable to a wet fart, emitting a foul smell.
And then she let out a guinea pig fart and it was her pussy screaming that it was dying!
by Jaybird3284 June 17, 2018
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