grumplestitskin

A person who is a real pain in the ass, and finds ways to turn ordinary tasks into prolonged experiences by being a grump. Mainly occurs when the female species is bleeding out for 7 days without dying.

Person A: Wow Christine was such a grumplestitskin last night.
Person B: Yea, she must've had sand in her vagina.

by grumpybear4life August 18, 2011

Grumbles

noun:

1) One who prematurely denies a correct response only to come full circle and carefully explain the same answer
2) One who is easily mistakable for a person of a lesser education level
3) One who may become moist at the sound of the Orphan Whisperer's voice

Lecturer: Blah, blah, blah
(Upon entering lecture hall) Student 1: Why is the secretary standing on the stage with a microphone...
Student 2: Hah, hah, hah
Student 1: Oh my gosh, that's Grumbles?
Student 2: Hah, hah, hah

by Jack O'Sniles September 19, 2009

Grumple

A grumpy person who bums everyone out and is a buzzkill.

"Man I'm having such a great time!"
"Too bad John is such a grumple and bummed me out..."

by Kittykattttt666 April 3, 2013

Grumplestiltskin

When one whines beyond perpetual belief which thus makes the ear drums implode

Damn kids won't stop whining that I won't give them the grape drank! What a bunch of grumplestiltskins!

by DJ J Kid July 7, 2010

grumple

central ohio term for a packing peanut

Whenever I order something from QVC there are tons of grumples in the box.

by debbodc1 October 22, 2010

grumplestein

a bunch of people who birth people from their mind

hey look over there theres a bunch of grumplesteins being born

by lhw45tiyw5 September 7, 2017

Grumpiest

Being more grumpy than grumpy. And no one having exceeded your amount of grumpyness.

"Kally is the grumpiest."

by Grumpy McGrump January 7, 2009