grumblecake

It's like a little cake, with some like, steam and sugar...

Only liars and theives eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat.

by Kevin mpfmmpf May 13, 2005

gruffalo

A bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. A gruffalo's lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. The gruffalo has a heart of gold but it's outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.

The term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. A gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. The gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.

oh - look out! here comes the gruffalo.

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005

Ioan Gruffudd

Very very hot Welsh actor who has starred in many movies - including Titanic and King Arthur - and was also the star of Honrblower.

Oh my god - its Ioan Gruffudd!!!!!!!!!

by squashi_mitsu August 13, 2004

Grufus

One who exhibits symptoms similar to those of a doofus, but with greater severity.

Timmy reversed out of his driveway, and for the second time that week hit a tree. "What a grufus," remarked the neighbor John.

by Deeeez Nutts July 9, 2007

Gruffing

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.

"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."

by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010

Gruffnugget

A bum dread lock caused by the mixing of residual poo and bum pubes rubbed between the butt cheeks.

Wife: What are you doing?

Man: Plucking my gruffnuggets.

by Gruffbum November 30, 2010

Mumbly Grumbly

Term used to describe someone who complains, bitches and moans all the time but does it in a low 'mumbled' voice, and in low, run-on sentences so you can't understand what they are saying.
Usually, but not always, limited to grumpy old men.

That old dude looks mad, and keeps mumbling something, but I can't understand him.
Yeah that's old man Withers...he's always all Mumbly Grumbly.

by phoenixxx70 May 14, 2010